A woman who gives money and gifts to a sugar baby like a sugar daddy but instead does not require any sexual favors, and instead behaves like your rich aunt who bakes cookies and pinches your cheek.
"Oh man, I love my Sugar Auntie, she baked me cookies AND gave me $1000 bucks to go shopping!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).