sucksy 

Adjective meaning a person is sexually desirable enough to want to suck him or her.

Jim has a sucksy bulge in his pants which everyone wants to go down on!

Tivoli is over developed for her age which makes all the straight boys in her school think of her as sucksy! They are eager to breast feed!

Many find your lipstick be sucksy!

sucksy by La Da Dee October 2, 2019

brad sucks 

Indie rock band with good music, with songs like Overreacting, Making Me Nervous, Dirtbag, Sick as a Dog, he's probably gonna get big.

Brad sucks is run by a guy named Brad

brad sucks by GoodTrippingMusic November 24, 2017

sucks monkey fucks 

*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.

AVGN: It sucks so much it fucks. It fucks so much it sucks. It sucks monkey fucks.

sucks monkey fucks by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010

Sucksessful 

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.

Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.

Sucksessful by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

Primus sucks 

It is the band Primus' slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like primus. they got sick of the slogan after awhile but some people still say it because it's a great slogan, so if you see someone post a comment on a youtube video of primus and they say primus sucks give them an E-high five.

WRONG!
Fan: Primus sucks!
noob primus fan: dood primus doesnt suck fuck u

RIGHT!
fan:Primus sucks
Noob fan: Damn straight

Primus sucks by Rageris January 21, 2009

bing sucks 

means that bing is not a good website and that it sucks balls

just not good bing sucks

bing sucks by skjhcdlska September 28, 2013

suckseed 

This is another term for a blow job (or fellatio) but also implies the thumbs-up-feeling the man gets from the action.

Guy:

Dude, did you succeed on your first date with Brianna?

Dude:

Let’s just say that nobody can suckseed like Brianna!

suckseed by Epididymitis May 15, 2018