suckrule 

adjective: a thing or situation that sucks and rules, simultaneously

Used to describe a odd combination of feeling pleased, but irritated as well. Note that when a situation suckrules, the two opposing emotions do not cancel each other out, they co-exist.

If the electricity goes off at work, and you have to leave at lunch, you have half the day off, but only half a day's pay. This suckrules.

suckrule by shankus November 30, 2004

suckulent 

adj: when something completely sucks / antonym: excellent / noun: suckulence

I can't believe that suckulent crap was nominated for even one Oscar, let alone nine. And if it should win all, our standards in cinematic art will have sunk to the absolute depth of suckulence.

suckulent by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 6, 2010

suckulent 

To describe how succulent is the precious cum you're swallowing, as it is spewed out the mighty cock, after you performed a perfect blowjob.

Mmmmmooaaawmmm, that was suckulent, sir!
Will you give me again, soon? mmmmmyeh? mmmmmeow?
mmmmrrrrhhh ...

suckulent by iomiomiom July 20, 2008

Suckulent 

a person who is proficient or skilled at sucking dick

John: Bro, that chick Amy gave the best bj last night behind the stairs

Doug: Yeah, I heard she's very suckulent

Suckulent by babybeeks July 23, 2014

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