subulba 

Subulba is the embodiment of evil, if you run into a Subulba you better hope your underground if you want a chance to escape with your lives. They are usually dressed as creepy clowns and generally Wicked Awesome Fighter Pilots from outer space... possibly another dimension or some shit like that... Subulba's are a rare breed that suffer from a condition known as SuperEnlargedCockitis. This is partly why they are considered so deadly in combat.

Guy: I once saw a subulba take down a three fighter jets with his enlarged dong and then jump down to bludgeon an entire civilization to a bloody pulp with his bare cock!

Dude: I hope we don't run into a Subulba!

Chick: Speak for yourselves

subulba by totallynotsubulba April 20, 2018

SubUrban Dictionary 

A website that should be created to post all of the words that get declined from being posted on Urban Dictionary. It's a wonderful idea that should be carried out.

I wish Urban Dictionary would create a website called SubUrban Dictionary to publish all the words that they decline to posting on the website

SubUrban Dictionary by Schro November 24, 2014

Suburbacop 

Police that don't actually fight crime, but just do things such as give speeding tickets or bust up teenage parties because they have nothing better to do.

Man, if I lived in the city, these suburbacops wouldn't be following me around everywhere I go at night waiting to give me a ticket.

Suburbacop by simon34 May 25, 2009

suburban tourist 

A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.

I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!

suburban tourist by cokemidget June 28, 2008

nigger in a suburban

A non-driving asshole who is careless about anyone on the road except for themselves. Usually have loud bass playing in their car to draw attention to themselves.

Look at that nigger in a suburban!! He is speeding and expects everyone to speed up for him! Oh wait! Thats Pacman from the Tennessee Titans.

nigger in a suburban by IUDEDYOUBROHAHA February 7, 2013

Suburban vertigo 

Disorientation one experiences while traveling around residential and commercial zones in and around a city. Feeling lost while driving around a location for the first time.

I would have made it to the bar mitzvah sooner, but my goddamn suburban vertigo put me going West on Oak St when I thought I was going East.

Suburban vertigo by JC Mathews February 11, 2017

suburban slang 

A word or phrase put forward as an example of urban slang, while in fact having little or no street usage. Otherwise known as wannabe slang or tryhard slang. Note: this term is self-referential.

A: Hey guys, I went shopping on Christmas Adam, and got such a mall hangover, I couldn't even do my replymas cards!
B to C: Man, that loser is a master of suburban slang.

suburban slang by exyfeplin January 9, 2008