Subulba is the embodiment of evil, if you run into a Subulba you better hope your underground if you want a chance to escape with your lives. They are usually dressed as creepy clowns and generally Wicked Awesome Fighter Pilots from outer space... possibly another dimension or some shit like that... Subulba's are a rare breed that suffer from a condition known as SuperEnlargedCockitis. This is partly why they are considered so deadly in combat.
Guy: I once saw a subulba take down a three fighter jets with his enlarged dong and then jump down to bludgeon an entire civilization to a bloody pulp with his bare cock!
Dude: I hope we don't run into a Subulba!
Chick: Speak for yourselves
Dude: I hope we don't run into a Subulba!
Chick: Speak for yourselves
by totallynotsubulba November 16, 2017