stvzo 

German bicycle lighting standard written by non-cyclists designed to force cyclists to subject themselves to increased danger by requiring the use of sub-optimal bicycle lighting systems.

"Dude, your lights suck, no one can see you coming and you just ran into a low hanging tree branch."
"Sorry, I have decided to comply with the StVZO standard which is much more important than seeing or being seen."
"Dude, dump the StVZO lights and buy a good light."
"Never, the German way is the only way."

stvzo by sms88 October 22, 2013

Stizo'd 

Intoxicated from cannabis; Stoned.

I just got stizo'd on a bowl of the killer.

I got stizo'd and couldn't remember.

Stizo'd by romeedee June 29, 2010

Stizo 

High-quality, extremely potent cannabis (aka, marijuana).

I just picked up an eighth of that stizo.

Hit this stizo, and you'll go to the moon.

Stizo by Dee-Threepio July 8, 2013

strzok

To make the mistake of expressing a controversial sentiment or joke electronically (rather than IRL) so as to make you vulnerable to haters (e.g. authorities, attorneys, or political enemies) later discovering and using it against you, typically without clarifying context.

Look, we're all horrified about clergy pedophilia, but you may regret strzoking sardonic jokes in the #biblestudy Slack channel at work.

strzok by parsnip112358 September 12, 2018

Sevzor 

An extremely skilled online gamer that is good at almost everything he plays. Except for Halo because it is gay.

He excels in games including: Guitar Hero 3, Call of Duty 4 and Guess Who's Foot during camping trips.

He is considered God-Like in the XBOX gaming community.

#1: Sevzor owned me today online.

#2: I do not wish to cagematch with Sevzor as he will own me.

#3: Sevzor is the man.

Sevzor by Sevzor October 18, 2008

Dylan Stazo 

The tranvestite man/woman with the smallest dick, if you are a fattie or a girl he doesnt want you. He's only into gender fluid sexually confused old men. He operates a poke-stop van parked outside of schools.

Cole: Did you see Dylan stazo, he tried to get me inside his van.
Brandon:He told there were free pokemon inside,"
Joshua: he had me lick a lollipop.

Dylan Stazo by Super sexy fucker September 5, 2016

stizo 

style; the way one presents him or herself to others.

John: "let's go hunt random skeeze at the bars"
Patrick: "maan you know that aint my stizo, i like 'em classy"

stizo by no1stunna October 26, 2009