sturdy turdy

a poop that is resistent to its demise in the black hole abyss of the commode. it usually takes several attempts to get the alignment right to break its spirit and send it to its fate.

john: dude what took you so long? now we're ten minutes late.

steve: two words - sturdy turdy.

john: say no more, my last one took 5 flushes.

sturdy turdy by tugglicious May 10, 2009

sturdy-turd 

1.A long, large piece of shit that when, after shitting it out, you dont have to wipe.

2.An offensive word to call a jock.

1.I never poop out anything but sturdy-turds.

2.All the players on our football team are sturdy-turds!

sturdy-turd by Word Master123 August 25, 2006