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street scumbag 

White trash faggots in the 508 who think they have the fastest car in the town. They're often seen driving around main streets late at night with their white trash friends. Cars of choice include late 80's Mustangs and Hondas, and their cars often have matching logos, usually of an equally white trash graphic company in town. Along with the graphics, their cars usually have an attention whore modified exhaust, usually a niggerpipe.

Not only do they act white trash, they look white trash as well, are often very skinny, have shaved heads, and a sorry attempt at a beard. They often dress in Southpole, Rockawear, JNCO, and Ecko, and are commonly spotted wearing a flat brimmed fitted baseball hat. Around 60-70% of street scumbags lack a high school education.

Locations which are almost guaranteed to provide a street scumbag sighting include McDonald's parking lots, C.A.P., TacoBell, Dunkin Donuts parking lots, and any convenience store, where they usually hang out.
Chet: what the fuck are those faggots doing out here every night?

Smit: oh them? they're street scumbags. that's all they do. white trash faggots.
street scumbag by Uncle Choad February 6, 2008
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026