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strattonites 

The most ruthless and ambitious closers known to man. The word “strattonite” stems from Jordan Belfort’s very own Stratton Oakmont. Strattonites is used to describe the brokers and traders of Stratton Oakmont.
“I’m not leaving, my Strattonites! The show goes on!”

Eric Stratton 

Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you
Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you.
Eric Stratton by DeltaTauAwesom February 18, 2011

streator 

It is a town in central Illinois that consists of around 14,000 people. It was once known as the glass capital of the world, and was also known as little Chicago back in the day for its gangs. There isn't much to do in Streator, so there are a lot of bars and a lot of excessive underage drinking. It is also one of the top ten micropolitan areas with near by Ottawa.
Why the hell would I want to go into Streator. That town is crazy.
streator by Duze February 4, 2008

Stratton 

A ridiculously attractive person. Usually smarter than everyone around them and always feels superior to everyone. Super strong. Exotic name entrances everyone around them so they can always get what they want. Usually a smartass and always manly.
Dude, check out Stratton. I wish I was a Stratton!
Stratton by CMLVR July 11, 2010

Stratton Slap

When a young gentlemen from Stratton, Swindon takes a beautiful lady out on a date. In the car on the way home he opens her legs, puts the first arm in, second arm in, both legs and proceeds to give birth to himself landing in the footwell of the passenger seat.
“How did you first date go mate?”
“Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”
Stratton Slap by Stratton Slapper January 6, 2023