strawberry shortcut

Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first.

"Dude, I was pissed off at Cindy last night, so I totally gave her a strawberry shortcut."
"So... you punched her in the face?"
"Basically."

by calvin the curious January 11, 2008

Strawberryshortcooch

A red headed midget hooker.

You know what guys, I could really go for some Strawberryshortcooch tonight!

by Bugleboy June 14, 2016