When a woman is engaged in intercourse during the peak of menstruation, and the male ejaculates into her, she cheese queefs. The end result is a splatter of liquids that creates the illusion that you have just finished screwing a strawberry cheesecake.
Roommate 1: "Dude, get your dog away from that towel!"
Roommate 2: "Don't worry, man, he can have the leftover strawberry cheesecake"
Roommate 1: "Nah, that shit's my girl's strawberry cheeseQUEEF from last night!"
Roommate 2: "Ah shit....too late."
Roommate 2: "Don't worry, man, he can have the leftover strawberry cheesecake"
Roommate 1: "Nah, that shit's my girl's strawberry cheeseQUEEF from last night!"
Roommate 2: "Ah shit....too late."
by boredroommates December 9, 2013