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Generally people who ride busses or subways all the time. They just stand in the aisle and hang on to the strap so they don't fall down.
Hey, lets catch the subway and go uptown.

I hate riding the subway this time of day. There are too many damn strap hangers.
by T.J. Dubz March 01, 2008
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
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by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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Noun. A paratrooper that is not listed on an approved jump manifest, and is trying to get a jump on stand-by.

Verb. The act trying to get on a jump without being on a jump manifest.
N. The straphanger made it onto the jump after two jumpers were scratched due to injuries.

V. Snuffy should straphang on that other unit's jump before he loses jump pay.
by A70man September 21, 2017
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someone from new york or new jersey and uses the word 'summer' as a verb. derived from the legend that they hang from straps on the subways.
come june all the straphangers will be coming back to summer on the island.
by dave4817 November 23, 2004
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n. Literally, a paratrooper whose weight does not pull the static line to deploy his parachute causing the soldier to flap along side the aircraft by said static line. Figuratively, someone who is a fuck up.
Look at all of these fuckin straphangers.
by foulmouth5-0 May 08, 2009
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a person who loves to get shtupped with a strap-on
Betty Sue is a big dyke and loves to wear a strap-on to do her girlfriend Cynthia. Cynthia is a total strap hanger and cums like a freight train.
by minimalsidefx2 January 31, 2011
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A state of the art dildo used for extreme sexual torture/pleasure. Similar to a drill-do
*In a sex dungeon
Dimly lit, a woman lays spread eagled and restrained, naked. Another woman stands besides her, beautiful, brunette and a blank expression on her face, she gently caresses her cheek
"You can stop this anytime, just tell want i need to know and I'll let you go."
The restrained woman shakes her head no, no form of torture could make her spill her secrets. The brunette stands up sharply
"Fine, I guess we'll have to this the hard way" she calls to her assistant in the dark corner
"Bring me the straphanger."
by Lovemuffin288588985 October 18, 2018
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