straight gay girl

Where one girl who is straight is gay for another girl but says she's straight.

Girl 1: OMG, Zendaya is SOOOOO hot. I'm like so gay for her.
Girl 2: But are you like, bisexual now?
Girl 1: WHAT?! Noooo. I'm like, totes straight!
Girl 2: You're such a straight gay girl.

by my sexuality is a river May 18, 2020

Straight white girl

The Straught white girl is a female in which would be considered "cool" or "Popular" they wear white Nike shoes, lululemon leggings, and white nike socks rolled up over their leggings. if you spot one in the wild please call animal control. these girls are attracted by nature to the STRAIGHT WHITE MAN, who have been blessed with tiny pps and enjoy football and garages. the straight white girl enjoys soccer and calling people who dress alternative "weird" or bark at them in animalistic behavior. please watch out for these dangers.

Straight white girl: BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

Me: my guy, im literally just wearing a band t-shirt and ripped cargo pants...

by Girl in reds wife April 12, 2022

straight white girl appreciation day

September 14 - A day dedicated to celebrating and appreciating the contributions and accomplishments of straight white girls.

Happy straight white girl appreciation day!

by depressedflowervase September 13, 2023