Storm Boner

NOUN (ˈstȯrm ˈbō-nər) A storm boner occurs when a bolt of lightning or crash of thunder strikes in your close proximity causing you to become aroused by said lightning strike or thunder crash.

Sean: Is this rain ever going to stop?
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.

by Baron Von Berpinfartz October 29, 2013

Storm Boner

The uncharacteristic giddiness of meteorologists when a major weather event occurs.

With all the earthquakes and hurricane issues, all the weather people are getting storm boners...

by Animalvader August 28, 2011

Boner Storm

When one's partner does not offer sexual relief for some time, then one night or day, begins to tease or contantly arouse the victim, causing the victim to constantly gain and lose a boner, which eventually causes small quater sized wet marks in the victim's underware.

"The girls at the club gave me a boner storm, now I need new sweat pants"

by Dejackamo VonRictor January 11, 2007

Storm boner

The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning

Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.

by Bigisland April 03, 2023