storeving 

The uncomfortable state of being hungry while grocery shopping. Often results in an inability to make decisions, and/or the impulsive purchase of comestibles that otherwise would not have been chosen. 2011, of Canadian origin; from the words starving and store.

Knowing she was usually a conscientious eater, Mike was surprised to find poptarts in Katie's grocery bags. She must have been storeving, he thought.

Walter was so storeving that he couldn't think straight, and left the grocery store without buying a single useful ingredient with which to make dinner.

storeving by Chalky Brethren September 7, 2011

storing a charge

When you hold a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.

"Why are you walking funny, Ryan?"
"Oh, you know, I've been storing a charge ever since I got on the school bus this morning."

storing a charge by Worshy March 1, 2015

have fun storming the castle 

A.) A quote by Miracle Max in one of the greatest movies of the eighties, The Princess Bride.

B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.

C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.

A.)
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."

B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"

C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."

have fun storming the castle by hootertooter11 April 15, 2009

Starving Solario 

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.

Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.

Starving Solario by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

tinder storming 

When you sit on tinder (or any other dating app) for hours to meet lots of prospective dates in the hope that some will actually meet you in person.

Dude, Jeremy went tinder storming last night and got three dates.

tinder storming by Octagon8 January 27, 2016

first-world starving 

the state of being super hungry when there's nothing available to eat but lots of food you don't feel like eating.

"Man, I'm hungry! What do we have in the house?"

"Oh, there's pasta, soup, a whole loaf of bread -"

"Nah, that all sounds terrible. God, I'm first-world starving!"

first-world starving by therealadri October 19, 2011

Storing 

Refers to the retention of substances in the anal and/or vaginal passages.

Although the term is sometimes used in relation to concealing illegal substances or objects from the law, the canonical usage of 'storing' is limited to fluids produced during intercourse.

Recently among the Millennial generation the term has taken to refer to the difficulty of felching an individual due to retention of felch away from the vaginal or anal opening.

Someone get me a straw, this bitch is storing.

Storing by Just(In Credible) April 12, 2015