When on the rode, and the lights keep turning red, then green again. You often catch every red light, leaving you waiting. This traffic usually always has at least 1 accident.
Boss(On phone with employee): Why are you so late for work?
Employee(On phone with Boss): Sorry, Sir, I ran into some Stop & Go Traffic!!!
A Russian traffic stop is when in a video game or irl if you are a true Slav you rush at a active enemy tank while shouting “urrrah urrrah” jump on top of it break the hatches open and kill the whole crew Stalin would be proud
Soviet soldier 1 do you see that panzer comrade ivan?
Ivan yes comrade
When a male attempts to perform the act of urination and suddenly a turtle head approaches the end of the cave. Immediately rendering the urinater to pinch it off resulting in failing to push out the pee. This creates the same effect as stop and go traffic battling to push out urine and simultaneously pinch off a loaf.