Stonic

Stonic is a squid that makes the worst youtube content. He is not as bad as sqazzy . He plays minecraft and cod but not roblox. It makes dilliphant very very sad. He can often be found in a box or a bus near a fast food place with free Wi-Fi. He has a uncle dilliphant that sometimes attacks him for trying to take his bag. Stonic is a stupid bastard.

look at Stonic.
That Stonic 2.0 is a real retard.
I am going to fight Stonic.

by a crashed bus February 23, 2017

stonics

From the words "Stoner" and "Phonics"—is a stoner (dialect, ethnolect, and sociolect) of American English. Non-linguists sometimes call it Stonics (a term that also has other meanings and connotations). It shares parts of its grammar and phonology with stoners, which is spoken by many people in the United States. Several people including Tommy Chong speak the language of the stoner.

dude, bro, trippy, chill, relax, chillax, word, straight, clean, dope, fresh...etc.

P1: Hey what's up bro do you speak stonics?
P2: Yeah bro.
P1: Coo.

by Tokonut October 3, 2013

stonic

sonic but there’s a t in between the s and the o (real)

“sonic? pshhhhh, i only know stonic.”

by soda thing November 12, 2020