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stoned wombat

a wombat (found in and around the town of Jindabyne Aus) that is perpetually stoned. this fascinating animal has an obsession with car suspension. they are often found on the side of roads, with a dash of florescent paint on their backs, thinking about the suspension that they have just seen. Albert Einstein was a stoned wombat in disguise.
James: Look at that stoned wombat
Andrew: Amazing!
by [JAMMO] April 4, 2009
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