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The measure of the amount of how stoked one is.
Tyler: on a scale of one to ten stokins how excited are you to swim with the Beluga whales

Chris: yar yar yar yar yardy yardy yar yee

Marah: those noises of excitement describe my state of anticipation and stokins
stokins by flood-of-kleppesians August 31, 2010
Words you can keep
The action of lighting a blunt/joint with a bowl that is still rolling.
The bong at the party was almost empty, but while it was still lit, Jeremy started stoking a blunt to keep the sesh going
Stoking by sprunkbluntz June 26, 2020
"Stoking" - verb - is the act of being "stoked". You can be stoking from something which has happened, is happening, or is about to. It's not fussy.
"Get a better pie. I am stoking right now."

"Stoking for the weekend..."

Fuck she was like a 10! Stoking much?
stoking by Kate's Party Hire May 21, 2010
Prompting a firey response in a victim.
A: "Yo' Momma"
B: "Why you stoking me?"
Stoking by Powder_ Keg March 24, 2010

cheyne stoking 

A pattern of breathing where the respiration rates increase and then decrease followed by increasing periods of not breathing. When a person dies, this is the horrible sound of "last gasps"
I knew he was a gonner when i heard the cheyne stoking of the cunt
Aggresive youths abiding in the city of Stoke-on-Trent. Typically drinking cider, shouting at cars and stealing signposts, these hooligans like nothing better than to harass passers-by, policemen and inanimate objects.

Stokies are merely a more advanced version of your common Chav, having learnt new ways to steal, vandalise and walk foolishly.

The Stokie should be avoided at all cost, they attack without warning and are particularly persistant at catching their quarry should it choose to turn tail and flee.
Paul: "Uh oh, a group of Stokies."
Mark: "Stay still, their vision is based on movement!"
Stokies by Not a Stokie October 22, 2006
"i copped stoins from your mom and she was terrible"
stoins by Uncle Dogs April 6, 2010
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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