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stogursey 

Stogursey is a small village in Somerset west of Bridgwater. It is a shit hole nicknamed ‘inbredville’ because everyone living there is related. The people and families there are seriously messed up (think Jeremy Kyle) the adults know nothing about good parenting. The parents smoke, get pissed and swear in front of their children. It’s no wonder that the youth are illiterate scum that start smoking aged 9, get pregnant aged 11 and can’t walk past someone minding their own business without shouting abuse at them.

Stogursey is completely invisible to anyone living outside. There are several villages around the town Bridgwater e.g. cannington, combwhich, nether stowey. People living in Bridgwater have heard of all of these but for some reason not stogursey. Even people that should know better get it wrong, for example if a news crew wanted to find out local people’s views about the PowerStation hinkley point they mistake cannington as the nearest village.
Stogursey Kid: "Yeah your gay and you know it"

Passer by minding his own business: "Stop trying to be hard, you cocky little shit. your like 12."
stogursey by Ben Dover 63209 July 26, 2010
adjective.
1. A type of journey that is, or was, difficult and full of struggles.

2. What tends to occur when someone attempts to teach their self something new, without any formal instruction, and it proves to be difficult and tiring.
Why would one want to say "it was not only a journey, but a struggle as well", when you can knock it out in one word: it sure was a stourney.
Stourney by LaDartCreative June 6, 2010

Stogure Alexandra Gabriela 

The best girl i've ever met in my entire life.
teacher: "Stogure Alexandra Gabriela"
gabi: "Presentoo"
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026