stinner

in the chicagoland area there is a man, a myth, a legend who is a righteous scythe through ghetto bullshit to get you the euphoria you deserve. his legacy inspired tens to hundreds of people to live life to the fullest via the banner of #JWC.

holy shit we was barbecuing in the back yard one night and this crazy funky white dude come flying over our backyard fence like jesus descending from the clouds; his jersey simply said "stinner" and while we thought it nothing at the time, it turned out to be a sign because we won the lottery the next weekend. #JWC for life.

by sinicalypticalcunt October 8, 2014

Stinner

When a person takes your girl away from you

That guy gave you a stinner

by Rick the morty June 3, 2018

Chin-Stinner

The action of "cum blasting" your own chin (and/or face) in the act of masturbating (jerking off) and reaching a powerful and sudden climax.

"dude, I full on gave myself a Chin-Stinner this morning. Caked myself"

"I was sent this Snapchat of this guy wanking himself off and he cum all on his own face. It was a beautiful Chin-Stinner"

by Baldsquire October 25, 2018

Midget Spinner

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

by Stuneree January 28, 2023

digit spinner

A calculator

let me get my digit spinner to solve this equation

by greentopdude August 2, 2017

Oh Stinkers

A sarcastic remark made when someone is having a stupid problem you don't care about at all.

Person 1: "Ugh, my phone died for the 5th time today."
Person 2: "Oh stinkers for you."

by ihaterice July 10, 2015

stingered

To be taken by a ponzi scheme. To lose money on a venture when one party doesn't live up to its' agreements. To get stung in a bad deal where one side doesn't live up to expectations.

"Our company is thinking of sponsoring that race team, but we need to perform better due-dilly so as not to get stingered again."

"We tried to pre-order that new crowd-funded widget, but we got stingered and the company never delivered. I'm still waiting!!!"

by BrandAmbassadorO February 21, 2019