stealing sauce

Every mumble rapper this side of 2010 stole Future's style therefore becoming a sauce stealer.

Esco: Yo it's ESCO I probably can't come to the phone right now but leave a cool message at the beep.

*BEEP*

Pauly: It's Pauly, This DJ Esco's phones?

Tony: This is fuckin Esco's phone!

Pauly: Is this his numbers?

Tony: This his fuckin number on his instagram

Pauly: Well we heard you've been stealing sauce.

Tony: Ya not breaking break on the sauce stealin!

Pauly: You stealing my mothers recipes?

Tony: We got 16 flavors of MARINARA!

Pauly: We got some guys thats gonna bust you up.

Tony: Get the fucking Mama's MEAT GRINDER!

Pauly: Tell him what we've gonna do with um.

Tony: We got a fucking red sauce thats gonna be coming out cha head buddy!

Pauly: Thats not enough, we gonna do more than that.

Tony: We want the Alfredo sauce, we want the mama's sauce back from yeah!

Pauly: Mama Mia! Mama Mia!

Tony: You don't got a fucking recipe to nothin but stealing sauce buddy!

Pauly: I got 2 words for you HUH!.... Ya Mother!

Tony: You forgot to turn your location off bastard!

Pauly: And we took Snapchat and we did a screenshot!

Tony: Huh, we know you seen that shit!

Pauly: Huh, you see the screenshots! You think we don't know how to do that!

Tony: We can fucking hack anything, the opinator, the darkinator, fuckin Mama's sauce is the best sauce.

Pauly: Tony! Tony! Stand Down!

Tony: I'm sorry boss, my bad boss, my bad boss.

SDA1594

stealing sauce by StealingSauce November 19, 2016

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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