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stealing sauce 

Every mumble rapper this side of 2010 stole Future's style therefore becoming a sauce stealer.
Esco: Yo it's ESCO I probably can't come to the phone right now but leave a cool message at the beep.

*BEEP*

Pauly: It's Pauly, This DJ Esco's phones?

Tony: This is fuckin Esco's phone!

Pauly: Is this his numbers?

Tony: This his fuckin number on his instagram

Pauly: Well we heard you've been stealing sauce.

Tony: Ya not breaking break on the sauce stealin!

Pauly: You stealing my mothers recipes?

Tony: We got 16 flavors of MARINARA!

Pauly: We got some guys thats gonna bust you up.

Tony: Get the fucking Mama's MEAT GRINDER!

Pauly: Tell him what we've gonna do with um.

Tony: We got a fucking red sauce thats gonna be coming out cha head buddy!

Pauly: Thats not enough, we gonna do more than that.

Tony: We want the Alfredo sauce, we want the mama's sauce back from yeah!

Pauly: Mama Mia! Mama Mia!

Tony: You don't got a fucking recipe to nothin but stealing sauce buddy!

Pauly: I got 2 words for you HUH!.... Ya Mother!

Tony: You forgot to turn your location off bastard!

Pauly: And we took Snapchat and we did a screenshot!

Tony: Huh, we know you seen that shit!

Pauly: Huh, you see the screenshots! You think we don't know how to do that!

Tony: We can fucking hack anything, the opinator, the darkinator, fuckin Mama's sauce is the best sauce.

Pauly: Tony! Tony! Stand Down!

Tony: I'm sorry boss, my bad boss, my bad boss.

SDA1594
stealing sauce by StealingSauce November 19, 2016
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012