The worst fucking ship that has ever tragically sailed...
Involving Steve Rogers (Captain America) and his fucking dead ex's niece (Sharon "shouldn't have kissed Steve" Carter)
(RIP Peggy Carter you ARE missed pls come back and save our Stevey)
One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.
Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.
1a.the lingo used by Starbucks.
Most of the time it is far from what the actual meaning of the drink is.
b. Tall, Grande, Vente, Macchiato, Tazo. 2. The instruction booklet given by some Starbucks that describe how to order.
Macchiato means "to stain" in Italian but in Starbonics it translates to three shots of espresso and 3/4 of a cup of milk.
"Can I have a medium coffee?"
"Medium"
"Yeah that size"
"You mean Grande"
"Whatever go to hell"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.