stanx

Has a horrifying putrid and raunchy odor. A smell so gagerific that it's very thickness drains all the color from your face. That is, after it's cloud of death grabs you by the throat and slaps you across the face a half a dozen times until you finally come to your senses and run away with your shirt over your face and your eyes watering while it chases after you.

Girl: OMG that guy stanx every freakin day...doesnt ANYBODY tell him?

Boy: I have, he doesnt believe me.

by sarstu April 1, 2010

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

by will bitten March 6, 2017

ENEMY STAND

Any stand user that isn't an ally of a JoJo or Joestar.

Koichi Hirose: This must be the work of an ENEMY STAND user!

by lazyassbum October 9, 2019

Standard Andy

A Standard Andy (unlike the Typical Andy), is when something happens that's usually embarrassing and is completely that persons fault, normally because that person is clumsy, not thinking things through or just doing something stupid. Someone can have a Standard Andy moment or (like the Typical Andy) they can be having a Standard Andy day.

A Standard Andy incident could be a number of things, they could think something is funny and get in trouble as a result. Such as trying to jump the fence to take a short cut because they didn't want to walk around and spitting their trousers in the process or even public nudity resulting in the police being called.

*****"I was on a night out and went for a piss down an alleyway, but I ended up pissing all down myself and my bag."*****

*****"You dick head, what a Standard Andy."*****

by Mandate2017 February 23, 2020

sebastian stan

Meme Lord (tho he pronounces it as "me-me") also known as Sexy Seabass, Vanilla Ice, Winter Boo Bear, Wiener Soldier, and Sebastian Satan.

Lost Romanian Puppy, who doesn't know anything, ever...

Space Nerd.

Loves karaoke.

Took his girlfriend to McDonald's to get a happy meal after losing his virginity at the Time Hotel in Times Square.

Can't kill a spider cause he is a fluffball.

Goes from cinnamon roll to sinnamon daddy in 0.00091 seconds

His jawline is more structured than your life (let's face it, it's true)

Those thighs of betrayal and what's between them is the reason you sin at night (or maybe 24/7 if you are a hoe)

Adorkable flirty ass who just wants to eat microwaved cookie dough quest bars and talk about lube (or use it...in his hair)

Will probably show you to the beach if you ask nicely...

*Warnings: don't leave your bags at the movie theater cause he will go through them to make sure it's not a bomb; can shamelessly lurk on your instagram stories

Here's a question: do you like Sebastian Stan? If your answer is "no" then here's another one: WHY THE FUCK ARE U LYING, BITCH???

by nutella clit August 15, 2016

Stan Lee

The hero of anyone who ever read a comic. The man who created all the characters for one of the best movie making companies on Earth. And the man who sadly passed away at the age of 95. May he rest in peace.

"Man... Stan Lee was my hero."

by Tree3938 November 13, 2018

Thuggizzle Takes A Stand Against Bullying

A cause started by Thuggizzle. This cause falls under the umbrella of Thuggizzle Cares founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Thuggizzle Takes A Stand Against Bullying is a great program for kids.

by Southern cooking March 22, 2019