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stink palm 

-The act of picking your butt and shaking someone's hand
-The act of farting on your hand and then shaking someone's hand
-The act of wiping your recently-shat-on ass with your hand and then shaking someone's hand
That disgusting bastard stinkpalmed me right after he took a shit.
stink palm by Little Miss Tragedy January 30, 2005

stink palm 

n.
The act of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat), proceeding to shake another's hand.

tr. v.
stink palmed, stink palming

Came into common usage from the film Mall Rats.
The guy at the Quick-E-Mart was an asshole, so I stink palmed him.

If you really hate someone, give 'em the stink palm.

Stanky Palm 

The process of taking a shit in your hand and then masturbating
I was bored so I gave myself a Stanky Palm
Stanky Palm by The Stanker December 20, 2008

stink palm 

To contaminate something with your grubby, sweaty hand. (Has nothing to do with wiping your ass, dumbfucks).
The guy working the drive-thru at DQ stinkpalmed my change.
stink palm by Point Oner December 14, 2004

Stink palm 

When a douchebag sneaks his fingers and or hands down his buttcrack or anus and rubs it on you
Woah dude Rob gave you a stink palm and theres shit all over your back
Stink palm by Fine Chinese Women December 16, 2018

stinkpalm 

Grotesque act of social terrorism.
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.

Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm
"Beware the Shaolin Stinkpalm, you fool!"
stinkpalm by Stooo March 20, 2003