Standgeblaese 

German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short males/friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"

Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaese!"

Standgeblaese by JackPancake January 25, 2010

standgebläse 

(german) etymologically "stand" means standing and "gebläse" means blower. therefore, a standgebläse is slang for a midget who is just tall enough to suck one's phallus while standing up straight.

At first I didn't think she'd be tall enough, but now that she's in high heels this standgebläse will be able to reach my penis with her mouth.

standgebläse by URWordsmith March 15, 2010

standgebläse 

German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaGuy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"

Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgebläse!"

standgebläse by Mr.Shenanigans026 March 6, 2010

Stundgebläser 

German word for a woman who is short enough to give a blow job standing, translates to "Standing blower".

Ciaran: "hahah tahlia's so short."
Phil: "Yeah, she's def a Stundgebläser"

Stundgebläser by Irishdubba June 4, 2013