squirly eyed Share definition Flag Squirly eyed is a definition about a woman with a lazy eye that is usually easy.. Very sexual, not slutty in a sence but very sexual. Look at that chick, she's had so much c@ck it's messed her eye. She's squirly eyed.... squirly eyed by Harder69 March 8, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the squirly eyed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch