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squeaky toy 

A toy, typically made of rubber or plastic that has a small in one part and is filled with air. When squeezed, it lets out a mildly humorous high pitched "squeak" that gets old really fast. Dogs love them.
"Oh my god take that damn squeaky toy away from the dog. It's driving me insane."
squeaky toy by Lon May 5, 2005
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squeaky toy 

someone who tries talking bigger than they are. for example, a young kid online raging in voicecall bout how he would beat the shit out of u irl even tho he hasn't hit puberty yet and weighs double digits in lbs
angry kid: FUCK YOU u better hope u dont cross me on the streets or youll be eating concrete
other person: calm down squeaky toy
squeaky toy by runxc October 17, 2022

Squeaky Toy

Someone whose reactions to being bullied are so entertaining that they make people want to bully them more, like a dog with a squeaky toy.
Zentrya found a new Squeaky Toy to play with. She's been trolling them for the last 2 hours.
Squeaky Toy by BrixBreaker April 8, 2026

squeak toy 

n. A person, esp. female, esp. young, whose most salient (and often only positive) feature is sexual attractiveness.
Trish Stratus started out her wrestling career as a complete squeak toy, but now she can actually hit some high spots. She still looks like one, though.
squeak toy by Mike Boomshadow September 11, 2006

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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