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squaploosh 

A girl who cums too early while having intercourse with a male or female. "Squaplooshing" is usually unexpected, and frowned apon by all of mankind.
I was gonna finish off this girl, but she squaplooshed on me.
squaploosh by Squaplooshed on twice November 14, 2011
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shlaploosh

shlaploosh (shlap-loosh) - The sound a kayak makes while shlapping through the water
Last week I was in my kayak and all I heard was the shlaploosh.

My kayak went shlaploosh while I was paddling through the water.
shlaploosh by The Shlaploosher October 26, 2010
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n. (sqaw`doosh): Italian-American slang used to describe something that is missing, absent, or forgotten; usually refers to a concrete or abstract object or idea
Tony Big Knuckles was supposed to stop by the house with some canoles and lobster tails. But instead, all he brought was squadoosh, so I put him in the closet.
At school today Sarah did Squadoosh in gym class.
Squadoosh by Ravenscam March 12, 2009
Expression coined by Norman Chad, host of ESPN's World Series of Poker which serves as a substitution for the word NOTHING, or a lack of something.
" after the river (poker) :

Lon McEachern: Gold is trying to determine what the young, abrasive Molina is holding.

Norman Chad: Call Gold! He's got squadoosh!

scaploosh 

a literal and figurative term used to describe 1.) the act of bamboozlement (I was scaplooshed !!) 2.) when the bed sheets or skirt pop off when you're making the bed 3.) the noise made by dolphins (ex. scaplooshes)
Oh darn I hate when my bed skirt scaplooshes 🙄🤦 ♀️
scaploosh by ArianaTheTaurus January 18, 2021

suplooshian

A Suplooshian is a being from the planet Suploosh. Suplooshians are not very intelligent. They tend to be very happy creatures with big hearts and stomachs. They have no common sense. They look like the combination of a large hershey kiss and Patrick Star. Suplooshians are also know as foo fighters.
During WW2, many pilots reported seeing Suplooshian foo fighters in the skies over Europe.
suplooshian by dangump March 27, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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