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Speaking out loud in ways commonly used to converse in text on the internet.

Acronym for 'Speak Properly You Morons'

1. A chatspeak communication not posted on a computer network, text message or sent as e-mail, but verbal.

–verb (used with object)
2. To spym.
Bill: Yo, new skateboard is hectik, it pwns, dude ! W00t !
Ted: I just got spymmed.
spym by KeithMyArthe September 16, 2009
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When you make out with a person and you puke them in the mouth
"she was a little hungry so i Did a spyman while making out"
"i Will feed you like a mamabird"
Spyman by Feffelito February 19, 2021
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A large, blunt, metallic object, usually used to dispose of Spies.

Not to be confused with Myspace.
Spy: I never really was on your side...

*Thunk*

Person: Thanks, Spymace!
Spymace by Zerotrousers December 11, 2009
A term used to describe anyone who sells the loyalty of their friends to the highest bidder. Usually accompanied by promises of 1- to 3-gb email accounts, which rarely work.
See also MegaSpycorp
man, they really know how to Spymac someone!
spymac by anonymoususer November 17, 2004
a place to do important online research into what people are eating for lunch, how much water they drink per diem, what the prevailing consensus is on the next Mac OS X version's release date, which shoe they put on first, what the best sport is, whether the Mac really is better than Windows, and other topics of scholarly interest.
"In an independent study, 11 Spymac users preferred mint-flavored gum to bubblegum! Bubblegum sux!"
spymac by dank May 13, 2005
an art movement in east london involving the defunct and broken modern world still having an asthetic unintended but mysteriously beautiful. The cctv now not working is an icon of the movement as is the derelict concrete multi story car park.
hey that building is really spymass
spymass by bryan j robinson August 21, 2007
Spyman, throw up in the mouth of a girl and then proceed to act like it never happened until everyone finds out that it actually did. Proceed by being an asshole to everyone around you.
I pulled off a Spyman last week, now I have to be a dick.
Spyman by hejjaggillarlökringar February 1, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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