spoon ninja 

The most awesome and spoonyest ninja around. He wields spoons masterfully and uses spoony nin-jutsu.(Spoon-Jutsu)

The spoon ninja waits in the shadows until it is time to give someone he spooning of their life.

spoon ninja by Spoon Ninja May 6, 2006

spoon fed ninja turtle 

Used to describe someone who has a fuck up that only a dumbass could have.

friend: i dropped my Nintendo into the toilet while taking a humongous shit!

you: your a spoon fed ninja turtle.

spoon fed ninja turtle by k!mmyh3d-69 October 20, 2021