spooky poo 

when you have a poo but it comes out so fast that it goes around the bend on the back of the toilet leaving no trace of a poo at all

Dan: dude i just had a banging shit but when i looked in the bog it wasnt there

Garry: must of been a spooky poo

spooky poo by Rumpletrumpskin March 6, 2010

Spooky Poo 

The Most Unattractive Thing For A Boyfriend Too Explain And Show Too His Misses!!

Dan- Babe I Just Had A Spooky Poo :)

Rhea- Whats That??

Dan- Well....

Spooky Poo by YourDiscustingButILoveYou March 18, 2010

Spooky Poops 

A man is startled and awakened in middle of the night....

A quaking from down under is asunder. Brother.

Man, I sure got them spooky poops last night, made me sweat like a hog.

Spooky Poops by sausagegirl420 November 30, 2011

Spooky poohole 

A spooky poohole is what you have when you have your ass filled with cum on Halloween and you keep it in there until all the cum has died

Girl: Ah man, I woke up with a spooky poohole on Nov 1st 2019
Guy: Me too dude, we shouldn't drink at that bar again.

Spooky poohole by Bythepowerofathousandbetas! October 12, 2019

Spooky poops 

Spooky poops are when you are sitting on the toilet, feel a poop come out, hear a splash, but there is no poop to be found.

Casper: Man I just had spooky poops.
Winston: I got you, fam.

Spooky poops by Yuge Lad May 27, 2020

Spooky Poon 

A haunted vagina, typically ancient and belonging to a ghost or a dead body. Sometimes referred to as 'spoon' for short.

"Oh man I went to the graveyard yesterday and saw a ghost with a Spooky Poon. It was terrifying!"
"That dead body Ted dug up last night had a real Spoon man!"

Spooky Poon by Nugz March 19, 2020

Spooky Pookie 

A pookie who is spooky

Person 1: you're my spooky pookie
Person 2: why am I spooky ?
Person 1: you burnt an orphanage down, but it's okay you're my pookie, my spooky pookie

Spooky Pookie by A pookie who is spooky April 21, 2024