1. *SPLutch, splUTch, spluTCH...*
2. A speeding locomotive hit Little Timmy and he went *SPLUTCH!*
3. I shat myself at work yesterday, and every time I sat down, my pants went *splutch*
4. William takes it in the ass from his cellmate, Diesel-Dick Dave, so the other inmates took to calling him "Billy ButtSplutch"
2. A speeding locomotive hit Little Timmy and he went *SPLUTCH!*
3. I shat myself at work yesterday, and every time I sat down, my pants went *splutch*
4. William takes it in the ass from his cellmate, Diesel-Dick Dave, so the other inmates took to calling him "Billy ButtSplutch"
by Dungbladder Omega October 4, 2011
Get the Splutch mug.A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.
Pronounced "splotchy"
Pronounced "splotchy"
Monica: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"
Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"
Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"
by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019
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by JETER218 October 17, 2010
Get the Splotching mug.by Moopzoo September 2, 2010
Get the Splunchkin mug.Thick mud of a wet nature, soil that has been mixed in with rain and then walked through to create slutch. Maybe a Lancashire expresion.
On going for a proper walk out and getting "slutched up to the eyeballs" meaning coming back from a country walk and being covered in mud because you have covered all gounds.
by mekapieface May 13, 2006
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Get the Splatch mug.An accidental mixture of the words "supper", "lunch", and "dinner". AKA, the combination of meals that occur after noon.
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