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I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.
"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"
by berbercarpet July 7, 2006
mugGet the I'd split that in halfmug.

I’ll split her in half

Guy talk about fucking a petite gal with his big dick.
Oh my, check her out. Brother if I fuck her I’ll split her in half.
by Super Todzilla May 18, 2018
mugGet the I’ll split her in halfmug.

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