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rusty spivot
When you put your finger in that place and give someone a Hardee's thick burger for putting up with your fun time.
rusty spivot by Mortymortician January 15, 2016
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Spivot • rusty spivot • spigot • shivot • Spigot Ass • Spigot bigot • spigoth • spigotmc • spigotprotect • spigotry
spilotro special
Adverb:
To crush someone's head in a Vice. Often used by the Mafia in Interrogations, and by Guards in the Disciplining (often fatal) of Prisoners. It's origins come from the old Las Vegas where it became a trademark of Anthony "Tony the Ant" Spilotro. It would be featured prominently in the movie "Casino".
To crush someone's head in a Vice. Often used by the Mafia in Interrogations, and by Guards in the Disciplining (often fatal) of Prisoners. It's origins come from the old Las Vegas where it became a trademark of Anthony "Tony the Ant" Spilotro. It would be featured prominently in the movie "Casino".
Tony Spilotro: "...Listen to me Dogs. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
'Dogs: Fuck you.
Tony Spilotro: This motherfucker, you believe this? Two fucking days and nights!
Fuck me? *Fuck me?* You motherfucker!
turnsthe crank
Tony Spilotro: Fuck my mother? That's what you fucking tell me? You motherfucker you!
Turns the crank some more, bone crush sounds, eye pops out!
Prison Guard of Nevada Men's Facility at Lockwood, to Inmate that's gone all ornery: "...Boyah,... either you get this cell all cleanerd' up, or yer' goin' to d' Sugar Shack for a Spilotro Special!
'Dogs: Fuck you.
Tony Spilotro: This motherfucker, you believe this? Two fucking days and nights!
Fuck me? *Fuck me?* You motherfucker!
turnsthe crank
Tony Spilotro: Fuck my mother? That's what you fucking tell me? You motherfucker you!
Turns the crank some more, bone crush sounds, eye pops out!
Prison Guard of Nevada Men's Facility at Lockwood, to Inmate that's gone all ornery: "...Boyah,... either you get this cell all cleanerd' up, or yer' goin' to d' Sugar Shack for a Spilotro Special!
spilotro special by Dreaded88 June 7, 2017
word spigot
The rapid-fire, staccato syllables flowing from this word spigot, punctuated by the spilling of tender whispers made me come close to fainting on the spot.
word spigot by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019
Bigot Spigot in Chief
The most dangerous mouthpiece of the increasingly white supremacist “religious” right, because 45 purports to represent America.
The Bigot Spigot in Chief is a full-on Klansman who brings us closer and closer to civil war each day he remains in office.
Bigot Spigot in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2019
gravy spigot
gravy spigot by Mr. Gravee October 17, 2010
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