Speedfap

A speedfap is when you're viewing porn and all of a sudden you get that on-screen warning message to plug in your laptop battery. You gotta finish in time. Beat the clock.

Oh noes battery is at 5%. Time to speedfap!

by clowndicks February 11, 2012

forced speedfapping

when you are in the act of masturbation and you hear your family coming home

i had to write this shit forced speedfapping

by DoesThisCount May 12, 2017