spamtart

A hot, tarty-looking woman whose social networking profile appears to be fake and/or used primarily for the purposes of spam, fraud, or solicitation.

I was so excited to see that smoking-hot chick message me, until I realized she was a spamtart who wanted me to visit her homepage to fulfill all of my destinys sic.

by staubin September 13, 2011

Spamtastic

This word can be used in several ways.

1.) To desribe how much you enjoy spam ham.

2.) An sarcastic way of saying your pissed about your junk mail.

3.) Just another way to say "Cool" or "Awesome".

1.) Wow mom, this Macoroni and Chesee with spam is spamtastic!

2.) Matt opens his e-mail to find 4,294 new messages in his inbox. Sarcasticly he utters "Spamtastic".

3.) Kyle: I just found $100 under my bed!
Matt: Spamtastic!

by Dewit May 21, 2009

spamtard

spammer + retard = spamtard.

dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam

by Soy December 1, 2003

spamtastic

like fantastic only better

that spam is absospaminlutly spamtastic

by spamman February 19, 2003

spamtaro

Spamtaro is a wonderful creation. Featuring on random websites on the internet in a Metal Gear Solid Spoof movie.

He kicks ass! And appears randomly, and just is generally awsome!

Its Spamtaro time >=)

*freakishly frightening wierd funny noise* *(^"&*5&_%(^£(%&EOY&*^_(*^+{()&*%

ROFL!!!

by WaNkMaStA tEaPoT + Co. July 24, 2005

spamtastic

not actually fantastic at alll-
like eating spam over ham

that test is gonna be spamtastic!

by laura August 6, 2004

Spamtastic

Extraordinarily fantastic, something so beyond belief you have to tell everyone about it.

Origin: Spam ham, a canned meat product sold by the Hormel Foods Corporation.

I've just witnessed something truly spamtastic - a man ate his dog. Or, sex with my friend was spamtastic.

by Ali McCarley October 3, 2008