Spamfritter 

The word spamfritter means your bottom

"Hey look there's Sophie".

"Oh yeah"
"She's got a lovely spamfritter"

Spamfritter by Sam wis March 3, 2014

spam fritter 

n.

Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter

The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.

Oh, me piles are murder; i'm spending half me day rubbing ointment all over me spam fritter.

spam fritter by bimpy January 19, 2004