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A person who turns every conversation into a discussion about how bad their life is.

Someone who always likes to rain all over your parade with their sad looks and sad stories.
Christy: OMG I have the best news! Marie Claire is picking up my article!

Kat: That's great news Christy!! You so deserve this!

Sandy: Wow Christy that is alot of stress to write for such a high profile magazine. I wouldn't want to do that. I just had this operation and I feel like I can barely do anything let alone have a stressful career. Did I tell you guys that I am allergic to the painkillers the doctor put me on and now I think I have this terrible infection, oh yeah and my dog died...blah blah blah blah

(Sandy excuses herself to spread more bad news elsewhere)

Christy: God Sandy is such a sadcloud.

Kat: I know I feel like I should go slit my wrists after that conversation.
Sadcloud by KatChristy April 11, 2011

ShameCloud 

(verb) Making an ass out of yourself by either falling, mistakingly answering someone when they are not talking to you, and or any embarrassing moments involving any type of sexual activity.
" i accidentally punched myself in the face today while trying to keep someone else from punching me. it was a total shamecloud."
ShameCloud by jewwww09 October 14, 2009

Spamaloid 

Someone who produces large amounts of unwanted information or material
Does this help? What about this? Or... THIS!?

Don't be such a spamaloid. None of this helps. Fucks sake.
Spamaloid by Baggins the Bin February 14, 2022

starcloudd 

A TikToker who is very hot đŸ˜»
starcloudd is the best
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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