spadus

Spadus is a derrogative name used to insult someone as the fucker of your spouse's grandparents. Can also be used as a verb, as in spadding someone.

Jimma you are such a spadus.
Spad you Aratoo.

by Spadus November 19, 2006

Jack of spades

A white boy that is used and well experienced in all and every sexual activities with black men.. Addicted to the black men's cock and swallowing their cum

Look at that Jack of spades. He's about to get what he wants from those black bulls

by Jme's Cck November 14, 2020

spamus

Samus Aran, the main character of the Metroid series. The term was coined by vipers_rage when talking about a missile spamming Samus in Super Smash Brothers Melee.

As the Samus player spams missiles:
"FUCKING SHIT! SPAMUS IS IMBA."

by Icelement January 13, 2008

spaduge

To cum really hard on someone. This word was created by an accidental typing of the word "practice" in a txt message with T9 languages turned on, creating the sentence, "Don't spaduge too hard." and becoming a running joke from there. Could be seen as a conjunction of "splooge" and "deluge" Pronounced "Spah-dooj"

"Dude, I hadn't cum in a few days so I totally spaduged all over Mike's ass."

by Clintacus February 23, 2006

Spades Slick

A short, angry asshole with a love of stabs and dogs, and a burning hatred for clocks and green men.

Spades Slick, fearsome and malevolent. Also known as "insufferable prick".

by insidiousCandycorn October 30, 2016

Spadunkle

The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.

After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.

by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010

blacker than the ace of spades

A black guy who is extremely dark like the spade on a playing card. syn: Wesley Snipes

"holy shit, that nigga's blacker than the ace of spades!"

by Professer Awesome September 12, 2005