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Jack of spades 

A white boy that is used and well experienced in all and every sexual activities with black men.. Addicted to the black men's cock and swallowing their cum
Look at that Jack of spades. He's about to get what he wants from those black bulls
Jack of spades by Jme's Cck November 14, 2020
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Samus Aran, the main character of the Metroid series. The term was coined by vipers_rage when talking about a missile spamming Samus in Super Smash Brothers Melee.
As the Samus player spams missiles:
"FUCKING SHIT! SPAMUS IS IMBA."
spamus by Icelement January 13, 2008
To cum really hard on someone. This word was created by an accidental typing of the word "practice" in a txt message with T9 languages turned on, creating the sentence, "Don't spaduge too hard." and becoming a running joke from there. Could be seen as a conjunction of "splooge" and "deluge" Pronounced "Spah-dooj"
"Dude, I hadn't cum in a few days so I totally spaduged all over Mike's ass."
spaduge by Clintacus February 23, 2006

Spades Slick 

A short, angry asshole with a love of stabs and dogs, and a burning hatred for clocks and green men.
Spades Slick, fearsome and malevolent. Also known as "insufferable prick".
Spades Slick by insidiousCandycorn October 30, 2016
The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.
After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.
Spadunkle by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010

blacker than the ace of spades 

A black guy who is extremely dark like the spade on a playing card. syn: Wesley Snipes
"holy shit, that nigga's blacker than the ace of spades!"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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