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southold 

A small-ass town on the east-end of long island, ny. It's populated by mainly Caucasian people with the exception of maybe 20 black people. It has a small school thats a combined jr/sr high school of about 500 kids and everyone knows everyone. You have no secret or personal life because everyone knows your shit. The town has been featured on news 12 log island four times; once for graveyard vandalism, mass destruction of the school's windows, destruction of its external locks as a senior prank, and for the grotesque murder of a cat. The school is known for it's insane obsession with its soccer team as well as ROTC, a combined junior military unit from the two surrounding towns. The only entertaining things to do in this town is party at the local beaches and smoke pot. If you live in Southold, chances are, you smoke or drink, and have no life aside from doing those things.
I hate southold, there's nothing to do...What are we doing tonight?
Going to the bridge to get FUCKED UP, of course.
Oh...SICKKKKKKK.
southold by Bitchplz February 14, 2008
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Southold 

A small ass town where the only things to do are smoke weed and go to parties in Gpo or Mattituck. Tuck Hayes us because they ain't us.
Yeah man some southold kids might pull up!
Southold by Soho'17 March 23, 2017

southold yacht club 

Southold Yacht Club is a cute little yachtclub located on Goose Creek Beach in Southold, Long Island. Mostly summer residents who live in southold are members of the yacht club, with the exception of a few all year residents. The summer residents who are members there are usually wealthy, high income people who want a sense of down to earth living somewhere. Each member owns atleast two sailboats and loves to race in regattas against other longisland yacht clubs. Even though the members of the yacht club are rich, they are nice people.
Southold: " Dude, your part of the southold yacht club?"

Yacht club: " Yea, I have like 4 boats, and you have none."

South Old Bridge 

A part of old bridge with potheads that ride quads, smoke weed and go to parties. The best part of old bridge that raises complete savages that do whatever they want.
"if you grow up in SOB your fit for anything"

"Slide to SOB for a wave"
"I live in south old bridge"
South Old Bridge by SOB gang shit October 8, 2018
beautiful and crazily intelligent people that cant accept the fact that when they are married their last name doesn't define them i.e say their last name is now sezgin they are not a sezgin. they also often have children named alfie and matilda but their daughter is always the smart, funny and kind one.
I.E say their name is sezgin they call themselves a sezgin when they are not actually a sezgin they are southwold
southwold by southwold February 20, 2014

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026