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South Fork

A school in (technically unincorporated) Stuart, FL. Home of the Bulldogs. It's location is literally in the middle of cowfield nowhere. We have poor school spirit and attempt to be all anti-MartinCounty, but we always have to be "politically correct". County gets to burn a dog house and all we did is rip up a stuffed tiger! Like what even! The stupid administration drives around on cobweb golfcarts trying to dress code anyone. (But it's really easy to get away with dress code tho). The thing I do love about South Fork tho, is that everyone just casually wears a blanket to school and no one questions it. I love how chill and small it is. However, Many teachers are quite crusty and gross, and the only thing holding the school together is the IB program.

P.S. JOIN CHOIR!! Boys look hot in tuxedos, and for guys: meet girls 3 to 1 ratio.
South Fork grows it, County sells it, and Jensen smokes it.
by Peiwei May 18, 2016
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South Fork High School

A school in Stuart, FL. Home of the bulldogs, the school colors are black and red. Student population consists of "rednecks", preps, nerds, and wannabe gangsters. Seriously, Southfork is believed to be a redneck school. Half of the kids wear Guy Harvey and camo jackets. Most kids hang out in the mall area. The administration sucks and the security guards ride around on shitty golf carts. It's the only public school in the country with a golfcourse. It offers Agriculture and Turf. South Fork is also in the middle of nowhere.
Guy 1:"Which school do you go to?"
Guy 2:"South Fork High School."
Guy 1:"Damn redneck!"
by bullpridefa April 12, 2011
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SouthFork

Mostly used as a noun; probably can be used as an adjective or verb but can't be assed at them moment to think how.

This word means the area in between ya legs, i.e., your genitalia.

Can be used interchangeably with SouthPark for those too young to remember Dallas (SouthFork was the name of the ranch).
Girl: "I picked up a real gorgeous guy in the pub last nite but despite his attempts at going to SouthFork/Park, I had to stop cuz I got my period. Ewwww. So he got a MouthFork (obvious what this means) at SouthFork"

Guy 1: "So did you get lucky in the pub last nite?" (Translation, did he hook up with anyone and did they go to Southfork i.e, have sex.)
Guy 2 "Well I thought I had but we got back to her place, started dicking around, then just before I thought I was going to SouthFork, she discovered her period. Fux sake. But she MouthForked me down at SouthFork so it wasn't all a waste of time".
by Missy M August 29, 2005
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