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A popular drink with Korean youth. Basically a glass of beer (maekju in Korean) with a shot of Soju (Korea's most famous product besides RAM chips) added for good luck, hence the name.

The best part of this drink is that it doesn't taste any different from regular beer, but messes you up 3 times faster.

A variation of somaek is poktanju, which is a shot glass of soju dropped into the glass of beer and chugged, similar to a Jagerbomb.
That hot Korean chick opened her legs after a few glasses of somaek.

Nicholas Cage used the ace up his sleeve known as "somaek" to get with his current wife.
somaek by Slammer111 April 4, 2011
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somaekcol 

A portmanteau of the words Soju, Maekju, Cola. You will need 2 shot glasses, a regular beer glass, and the ingredients below.

Soju - Korea's famous liquor
Maekju - beer (a glass of it, any brand will do)
Cola - Coca Cola

Pour the Coke into half a shot glass. Stack the 2nd shot glass on top, and fill this one to the brim with soju. Now fill the glass about 3/4 full of beer. Pick up the glass with your dominant hand, and the stack of shot glasses (still stacked) with your other hand. In one swift motion, drop the shots into the glass of beer (hopefully they stay stacked and upright), and immediate start chugging. If you do it right, the 2 shot glasses will separate past a certain tilt angle, releasing the Coke. You'll basically consume a pile of spiked beer, with a sweet cola finish at the very end.

This has got to be the most awesome Korean invention EVER.
Somaekcol is the #1 reason why the North ain't got nothing on the South.

If you're ever at a party and some girls are lame and won't drink straight beer, a somaekcol will sweeten the deal (no pun intended) quite nicely for them.
somaekcol by Slammer111 April 4, 2011
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