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soggy bagel

Soggy bagel is a game that is played with a bunch of guys. The game itself is a circle jerk with two rules after the first person starting the game has jerked off into the bagel: 1. When the bagel is passed to you, you jerk off into it 2. The last one to jerk off into the bagel as it gets passed around has to eat it.
1: "What's up Shirley? How is Bill?"
"Oh he's had a busy day at work, so he's playing some soggy bagel with his co-workers"

"You guys were hungry so you had to turn your wacking session into a game of soggy bagel?!"
soggy bagel by Cuthroat Bill November 17, 2006
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Soggy Bagel

A woman's asshole after its been fucked many times by 1 or multiple men, generally is jizzed in after it is normally left gaping and open.
"Damn dude her ass a soggy bagel"

"Yah dude I wonder how many dudes did that shit"

"Too many man"

Soggy bagel

When you are fucking a biscuit and eventually you cum in it. Then,it starts to become soggy and you eat it.


I was so horney last night that I had a soggy bagel.
Soggy bagel by Jizza July 12, 2003

Saggy bagel 

A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.
Dude, you're a Saggy bagel

I don't care, you're a loser -___-
Saggy bagel by Bigbootybuttcheeks January 17, 2011
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026