Skip to main content

soggy bagel

Soggy bagel is a game that is played with a bunch of guys. The game itself is a circle jerk with two rules after the first person starting the game has jerked off into the bagel: 1. When the bagel is passed to you, you jerk off into it 2. The last one to jerk off into the bagel as it gets passed around has to eat it.
1: "What's up Shirley? How is Bill?"
"Oh he's had a busy day at work, so he's playing some soggy bagel with his co-workers"

"You guys were hungry so you had to turn your wacking session into a game of soggy bagel?!"
soggy bagel by Cuthroat Bill November 17, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Soggy Bagel

A woman's asshole after its been fucked many times by 1 or multiple men, generally is jizzed in after it is normally left gaping and open.
"Damn dude her ass a soggy bagel"

"Yah dude I wonder how many dudes did that shit"

"Too many man"
Soggy Bagel by Kénji Lescara May 31, 2018

Soggy bagel

When you are fucking a biscuit and eventually you cum in it. Then,it starts to become soggy and you eat it.
I was so horney last night that I had a soggy bagel.
Soggy bagel by Jizza July 12, 2003

Saggy bagel 

A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.
Dude, you're a Saggy bagel

I don't care, you're a loser -___-
Saggy bagel by Bigbootybuttcheeks January 17, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
Load more