softy bang

When a chick is too ugly to get a hard on and she insists on forcing herself upon you because she hasn't had any action in 13 years. The result is known as a softy bang.

"Oh fuck dude here comes a jundo, I think she's keen"

"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"

by Jundo April 13, 2014

soft bang

The act of hanging up a phone very softly so that it creates minimal noise; opposite of hard bang.

"I know James has a headache so I will soft bang when our phone conversation is over."

by itsthatguythatyouknow June 15, 2016

Soft-core gang bang

1. Similar to a regular gang bang, but instead of penetration, several people are dry humping the victim.
2. A experimental post/ noise rock band from VIrginia.

I was walking down the street wuen suddenly i was jumped and forced to engage in a soft-core gang bang.

by Dr. Geuse May 4, 2009

Banging the drum softly

Banging the drum softly, or ear-fucking, is the act of penetrative intercourse in or around a man or woman's ear canal using ear wax as a natural lubricant. During the act, the tip of the penis rubs against the eardrum (hence the name), creating an intense pleasurable feeling in the head of the penis for the giver, and a pulsing and/or ringing sound in the ear of the taker.

"Sorry I didn't pick up the phone, mom. Mike was banging the drum softly and I could barely hear anything!"

by Adams Posa February 22, 2008