so sticky

Why did you even try to search that up? You know this is urban dictionary not a fucking porn app

Person 1: it’s so sticky and crea-

Person 2: don’t you dare finish that sentence

by Random person bro October 7, 2021

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"

by MinecraftProPlayer200 November 6, 2018

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021