A ranked player who will throw thy elo in r6. SnorGNs only do good if they have a cheese burger in there system. A Snorgn also lives in the sewer aswell.
To snorgle is to to snuggle a cute item in an manner meant to drink in or experience its overwhelming cuteness. Imagine picking up a cute puppy and sticking your face down into its furriness and snorgling it up. See cuteoverload dot com.
"She scooped up the shar pei puppy and snorgled its rolls of puppy fat."
"The baby tapir snorgled its snout into the basket full of cuddly baby bunnies."
"That toddler is so cute I just want to pick him up and snorgle his head full of curls."
The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.
"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."
1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.
Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store
2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on
Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."