snerph

Noun: Confusion of the brain's synapses.
Verb: Used when confused about what word to use as a verb.
Adj: Describes something thoughtlessly.
Adv: Expresses more confusion when using a verb.

I.E.
Noun: "Your snerph had you at a loss for words."

Verb: "You totally just snerphed that sentence up."

Adj: "Is that one of those snerph back whales?"

Adv: "The turtle may move snerphly at the speed of light."