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drain the snake 

Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)
Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.
drain the snake by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

Drain the snake 

When a guy has to urinate in a hurry.
At the rest stop Ian filled the tank but I had to go drain the snake.
Drain the snake by Lucinda Belle 444 November 26, 2015

Drain The Snake 

To go to the toilet weewazzpeepiss
fred: i'm goin to drain the snake
john: i'm 1st i need a number 2, quick its coming out
Drain The Snake by roachie93 January 1, 2008

Drain the snake 

When a girl is trying to be funny and is meaning she has to pee but aperantly itโ€™s not so funny and no very many people use the phrase
Iโ€™m gonna go drain the snake.
Drain the snake by Funnygirliswear January 7, 2022
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