snail's asshole

hard to find

John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.

by aweeze April 03, 2010

snail's asshole

when something's really hard to find

from Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.

by num421337 April 02, 2010

Snails Asshole

Anything that is hard to find

Mike- "Hey Jess! I'm so sorry I'm late for our date."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."

by renegadeangel92 April 06, 2010